But it's only Fair!

Can…not…move. Too…full…of…delicious…food.

Over our time at the Fair, Tyler and I devoured:
-3 Teriyaki rice bowls
-2 Fudge brownie ice-cream waffle cones
-1 large plate of scone nuggets with honey butter
-1 plateful of dutch oven BBQ pork, green beans, and potatoes
-1 deep-fried Twinkie with whip cream and strawberries
-1 deep-fried Milky Way with whip cream
-1 foot long corn dog
-1 funnel cake with powdered sugar and cinnamon sugar
-Cinnamon glazed almonds…on the ride home

We had a GREAT time at the fair this year. Usually Tyler isn’t the type to pig out, but he made a HUGE effort this year, just to make me happy. I believe the fair is the time for you to eat as much as you possibly can, in order to survive until the next year. I know we did an excellent job at that.

In between our “meals”, we walked through all the exhibits and only got tricked by one company. I bet you can guess…Trend West. Stupid timeshare people. They suckered us into giving them our information. But luckily, Tyler figured it out in time, so we just gave them fake info. Haha…jokes on them now. We also listened to a few different people perform on the free stage. Most were average performers that I would not pay to see. But then we went to the hypnotist, and he was so good. Personally, I don’t believe in hypnotism, but whether they were faking or not, it was still so, so funny. Our favorite was “Band-Aid Boy”. Every time the hypnotist would touch his face, he would think he was cut and bleeding to death. He would shout out “Medic! I need a Medic!” and another girl would come put a florescent Band-Aid on him. He had about seven by the end of the show. Haha…that was really funny.

All in all, we had a blast. Yes I feel sick, but at the same time, very happy.